Boo!
You made it, well done!
See, it wasn’t so bad. Welcome to the space in between my ears. Anything can happen in this place, so settle in with a bag of popcorn and wander with me through the bloodwood forest. First up is an epic adventure of turkeys. Killer turkeys. So best guard your giblets if I were you.
The Gobbling.
Protect your giblets. Hide the Oven. An epic adventure of rampant turkeys, woeful lemonsuckers, a pint at your local, and a mass-murdering grandmother with a love for Christmas. The first draft is complete, and now I’m sitting here scratching my chin, wondering if I should run it as a serial, or a big, fat book. Hop on a wild turkey and ride this journey with me. Sorry, that sounds so wrong, but you get what I mean. Read samples. Get free mini stories. Meet the cast and hold on tight for the turkey revolution!
Short stories & ditties.
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
— Robert Bloch